【严肃文学】亚马逊上架习近平为主角的情色小说《Xi’s the one》

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购买链接:https://www.amazon.com/Xis-One-Sandra-Coupland-ebook/dp/B01N1XZ33L

貌似是4美刀23页
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剧情纲要:

She’s a lonely, overworked waitress in a downbeat Chicago pizza joint, and he’s the president of the People’s Republic of China on a tour of the United States. Their stressful, boring lives are about to heat up like a pizza oven after a chance encounter outside Manny’s Pizza Barn. “Call me Xi Dada,” he says. From there, Delanie takes Xi Jinping by the hand and leads him on a whirlwind tour of of Chicago as they struggle to keep their hands off each other.

八年前习近平访问美国时,桑德拉卡普兰当时是芝加哥一家披萨饼店的服务员,被习近平看上后经过手下的安排,当晚就去总统套房

这八年期间中国大使馆每个月给桑德拉一万美元,桑德拉也经常去北京找包子啪啪

读者评价:

[Best Chinese Communist Party erotica since “Hu’s That Guy?”]( “https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R2EXSHHPJ79Y8O/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B01N1XZ33L")

品葱用户 Luke 评论于 2020-08-07

可根据港区国安法将贝索斯送中……

品葱用户 EFG127 评论于 2020-08-07

芝加哥假日?

那条评论倒是亮点颇多:

However, it is my sad duty to mark down the book due to a number of critical errors that all Xi Jinping erotica should contain as per the constitution of the People’s Republic of China:

- No fanny patting.
- No whispers of harmony.
- Completely fails to highlight the benefits of the One Road One Belt Initiative.

Hence: 3 shining socialist stars out of five. Only the glorious flag of the PRC deserves the full five stars.

品葱用户 skunk 评论于 2020-08-07

哈哈有個油管還把這個作為真事在那說😂,我是沒意見的就看當事人會不會吿他誹謗。

品葱用户 JohnDoe 评论于 2020-08-06

贝索斯要被自愿改国籍了

品葱用户 beatCCP 评论于 2020-08-06

高雅文学,下单支持,我这就跟我中南海的亲戚说下,让他给习呆呆捎个话。

品葱用户 南區戰忽局 评论于 2020-08-06

這鬼玩意比衛生紙還貴

品葱用户 Acca0429 评论于 2020-08-06

這封面也太偷懶了一點

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